Abby's shopping list

There are several homes that are currently looking to adopt.   Abby decided to set down some standards for a hew home, otherwise she won't go.   Abby wrote the following to let you know what she expects in a Forever Home. 

• Squirrels, lots and lots of squirrels.
• Trees, it is no fun to chase squirrels if they don't have trees.
• Treats, here there are at least two treat times a day, so that is the minimum standard.
• A good dog bed.  Very thick, chasing squirrels all day long wears a person out.  The bed should be beside the human bed, I don't like to commute for my good-night tummy rub. 
• A dog door, this is negotiable, but what good is a squirrel in the back yard if I can't get out to chase them?
• Tummy rubs, we get two per day here, sometimes three or four.  Top that and I will pack my bags.
• Ear and jaw scratches.  One or two a day is the minimum.
• Food, lots and lots of dog food.   Here they ration it, something about my waist line.   Don't worry, I will wear any excess food off chasing squirrels and balls.
• A new collar, my old collar is getting pretty dirty.  A matching leash is nice as well.
• Lots and lots of tennis balls.   If I drop one, I will need to pick up another one immediately and I don't like to have to go far without one in my mouth.
• Stuffed toys, but only a couple.  I like to carry them around, I don't tear them up very often. 
• A good throwing arm.   What good is a tennis ball if no one throws it?
• Cats are OK, but not if they try to eat my food.   I just ignore cats, so it is no big deal.
• A wading pool is nice, I am not a big water dog, I can swim if I need to, but I don't need to swim.
• Regular walks and rides in the car would be nice.   I need to get out and see the world from time to time.  I do like to ride and I enjoy new places.    
• Did I mention squirrels?  For the right person, I might bring one of my own squirrels with me.
• A dog friend?   I can entertain myself with squirrels and tennis balls, but it is nice to have a friend if I am left alone very much.  This is negotiable if being an only dog results in more tummy rubs. 

If your home meets these criteria, then send me your application, I will get back to you after my afternoon nap.   I had a busy morning chasing squirrels and I am tired. 

Abby G. Retriever