It's fun to be a dog!

With my temporary foster friend, Thelma, living with me, there is always lots of action in the house. Yesterday the humans went to dinner with friends. Ever since the Peanut Butter Caper, they have been afraid to leave us alone in the house. So they closed the dog door to keep us in the back yard while they went out to dinner without their loyal dogs. Thelma and I conspired to teach them not to mistreat their best friends. We found a cushion from the lawn chairs and proceeded to amuse ourselves by shredding it all over the lawn.

Now they know better than to mistreat us, we are sensitive animals. Locking us out only makes us want attention. We know how to get attention, it just costs you a couch cushion. This morning Thelma found an abandoned cat scratching post in the corner. When the human returned from morning errands, we had disassembled the scratching post as well. Below is Thelma with the remains of the scratching post.

Being a dog is great!

Mogley G. Retriever