Friday, November 18, 2011

Napping made easy, lessons from a golden retriever

Warning, this blog demonstrates advanced napping techniques by trained and experienced golden retrievers. Do not try this at home!

The Paw Challenged One is always talking about how hard it is to sleep.   Lanai is giving napping lessons, right here in our home, for no additional charge.   She is shown in the photos demonstrating some advanced relaxation methods.  

TPCO was running around the house last night painting everything in the house with orange and blue paint.   Something about Thursday night football and the Denver Broncos apparently won something, for a change.   He has been practicing making Tim Tebo moves all over the place.   He is talking about organizing a group of people to campaign for "Tim for President".     He figures that if prayer can do that much for a football team, think of what it could do for our country!

I watched part of the game.   I was not impressed with their ball handling skills.    All I saw was a big green field, a bunch of tall one's in funny outfits playing fetch without a single dog to help them.   It must have been amateur football, if it had been professional football, golden retrievers would have been fetching the ball, we could have done a much better job. 

Mogley G. Retriever


  1. If Golden's were playing, we'd definitely come and watch!


  2. Lanai certainly has mastered napping!
    So glad the Broncos won, Go Tim, prove them all wrong!

  3. Looks like you've got napping down to a science! BTW, we could catch those balls with our eyes closed! BOL!

  4. Napping, the Golden Retriever pastime of choice.
    Go Broncos.

    Hamish & Sophie & Foster Tucker

  5. Sorry, we weren't able to finish reading this post...we fell asleep! :)

  6. What a napper you are, Lenai! You dogs really know how to relax...

    I always imagine what a good kick-off returner a Lab would be, dodging in and out of the clumsy players, butt-tucking for added speed, and getting touchdowns every time!

  7. Oh that makes us all wanna catch some zzzzzz's!

    Boondocks & The Love Shack Pack

  8. You are the master at napping! :) Enjoy.
    Sending lotsaluv

  9. Napping really is an art form :)

    Stop on by for a visit

  10. Tebow fever has taken over us Colorado folk. Mom had friends over for the game, and everyone was all excited. I just took advantage of the extra hands available for petting.

    Go Broncos!

    Wags N Kisses,

  11. Hi Y'all!

    BOL!!! Oh my Lanai can really get comfy, can't she? If the TPCO can't learn from her simple, easy lessons, there is no hope for him.

    Hope y'all had a great Thanksgiving.

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog